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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got a prenup!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got a prenup!
March 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Proving that deep down, there’s still at least some logic lurking in the collective hivemind of the beast known as Kimye (aka Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in case you’re living under a rock), America’s most easily mockable couple has signed a prenup before taking the plunge. To be fair, when you sing an entire song about the importance of signing prenuptial agreements to protect your assets, you’d look like an idiot if you didn’t. RadarOnline reports …

Sources tell Radar, “The entire process for the prenup for Kim and Kanye has been extremely easy, and relatively drama free. Kanye didn’t even think the couple needed a prenup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much. There is a huge difference from Kim’s prenup with Kris Humphries … the preparation of their agreement went on for several months. It was long and tedious.” Among the prenup details, for every year Kim is married to Kanye, she will get $1 million, capped at $10 million, the title of their Bel Air mansion will be in Kim’s name, even though Kanye is footing a majority of the bill, and the sex tape star will keep all jewelry and gifts given to her by Kanye.

Oh, you just know the harpy queen known as Kris Jenner is just livid over this. First, Kanye tells Kim to stop with the ‘paid appearances’ (let’s just call it that) and now he got a prenup? No doubt, this is the worst thing to happen to Kris since Frodo threw her ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.