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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are getting married this week?

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are getting married this week?
April 29, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Later this year, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to film their reality TV special where they get married in a French castle or something, because everyone knows that wedding episodes always do insane numbers in the ratings. It’s the reason why shows always save them for either sweeps or season finales. Anyway, presumably so that they can squeeze in a full dress rehearsal before filming starts, Kim and Kanye are reportedly going to be getting married in a private ceremony this week.

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ … they already have a marriage license and plan to tie the knot before the week is out. We’re told it’s strictly on the QT … so much so they got a “confidential” marriage license so no one officially knows. Based on what we know this will be more like a “courthouse wedding” … but we’re told there is going to be a lavish blow-out later. SOURCE

So basically, it’s a private affair, but not so private that it won’t make the front page of TMZ. Go fig. Anyway, I guess this means that the reality TV wedding will strictly be a reality TV event, although I’m sure that won’t stop Kris Jenner from pimping it like her bottom bitch owes her money. “See the most beautiful (sorta) wedding ever televised! Yes, one night only, Kim and Kanye (sorta) get married in a stunning French castle (but not really because apparently they got married a month ago)! Come see the (not) wedding with the Kardashian Guarantee (that doesn’t mean jack-sh!t)!”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.