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Kim and Kanye’s wedding is getting bumped up in the schedule

Kim and Kanye’s wedding is getting bumped up in the schedule
February 6, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Last month, it was announced that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were going to be putting their wedding in the hands of E!, because at least someone should get something out of the whole thing. Anyway, in case you thought you had a buffer between now and the inevitable merger of Entitled and Belligerent, the wedding has been moved up. You thought you had time, but you thought WRONG.

Date swap! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to push up their wedding date, sources confirm in the latest issue of Us Weekly. The brunette-again reality star, 33, and Yeezus rapper, 36, initially planned to get hitched in July, but are now pushing their Parisian nuptials up to May. “North will have a large role in the wedding!” one insider tells Us of the couple’s 8-month-old daughter. Another source says the two have been planning “lots of events leading up to the big day” for their guests. SOURCE

You really have to give E! credit where credit is due: They know how to stagger a “Very Special Episode”. They’re doing a wedding episode, they’re moving up the date so they could get the final show out in time for July sweeps, and they’re writing a bigger role for the cutest cast member. All they need now is to give North West a catchphrase and book a slew of guest stars playing themselves and they’ve got themselves a ratings powerhouse! (The marriage is going to last four, maybe five months tops. But the ratings!)

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.