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Khloe Kardashian wants to get pregnant!

Khloe Kardashian wants to get pregnant!
February 24, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Khloé Kardashian

Well, we knew it had to happen eventually: Khloé Kardashian is apparently looking to get preggers because the world can always use another Kardashian in the world. You’d figure they would have run out of names that begin with ‘K’, but nope. They probably have a goddamn list set up incase of emergency. “All right, baby boy? His name is Kyle now. Here’s a cigar,”

Countless false rumors have had Khloé Kardashian briefly pregnant, but even though she keeps shooting them down, it’s not as if she isn’t trying. The reality star, who just last month again denied rumors that she was with child, talked to Us Magazine about her apparent problems conceiving with husband Lamar Odom. “If it happens, it happens,” she told the magazine. “It takes time, I guess … I don’t know what the problem is.” SOURCE

If I may make a suggestion? My parents use to do this thing where they would leave a trail of Beanie Babies leading to the Christmas tree (What? It was the 90’s!). All I’m saying is, if you want a man to stick it in you, just leave a trail of steaks leading into your vagina. “Hey look, a t-bone! And a rib eye! Man, this is so awes- Aw fuck, you’re pregnant. Dammit!”

Khloé Kardashian