… but, you know, in a good way! Anyway, Rihanna was apparently watching Khloé Kardashian‘s new reality show and decided to message her on Twitter saying that her and Lamar Odom were so cute together she wanted to barf. At least, I think that’s what she said. Funny thing is, I have the same reaction to her sister, Kim Kardashian, but it actually has more to do with the fact that she’s a terrible human being and smells like moldy brie on a hot sidewalk.
“@KhloeKardashian crazy, just watched ur show in the studio!” the 23-year-old pop star posted. “Yall make me wanna #BARF… or at least find a man!!!”
But Rihanna, who recently split from her own athlete, Matt Kemp, admits that she was touched by the twosome’s lovey-dovey relationship.
“2 cute for words. Rah Rah,” she wrote.
Kardashian, 26, returned the tweet, promising the Ri-Ri that she can have the same kind of love.
“@rihanna LMAO! Trust me you just need to make your pick and baby girl you got a man,” she wrote. “Thank you for watching! Rock it out in the studio!” SOURCE
To be honest, I know I’ve made fun of Khloé in the past for being kind of a big girl, but in all honesty? She’s actually the most tolerable Kardashian, which I guess is sort of like being the thinnest girl at fat camp, but them’s the breaks. Seriously though, if you see her in interviews, she always kind of seems like she knows that the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and is only just going along with it because her mother Kris Jenner keeps making her and she’s just being a good daughter. Also, she has a filthy mouth, which I love. So from now on I’m going to focus all my hatred on the other two. Still fair game because they’re both still fucking awful.