So while the rest of the family crashes and burns, Khloé Kardashian continues to be the only sane person left in the Kardashian clan, and has decided to do what any other sane person would do: move as far away as possible. It turns out, she can’t wait to move to Dallas with husband Lamar Odom because she wants to be as far away as possible from her sisters. Gee, I wonder why. RadarOnline reports:
“Khloé is eager to get out of the constant media spotlight that comes with living in Los Angeles. Dallas has welcomed her and Lamar with open arms, and she is embracing this as an adventure,” a source close to the couple tells RadarOnline. “Khloé has been telling her closest friends that she is thrilled about the move because she will be getting away from the constant family drama. Kim and Khloé had been feuding up until November, but the two have since made up. However, Khloé is still extremely hurt that Kim called her an evil troll during an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Khloé will be going back and forth between L.A. and Dallas getting their households coordinated. Khloé will be spending Christmas Day with her hubby in Dallas as his team plays the Miami Heat. Khloé and Lamar have a rock solid marriage, and they spend as much time as possible together, they are very much in love,” the insider says.
Yes, at first I thought her marriage to Lamar was a total sham, but the further they go, the more I realize that the two of them might actually be legit, and were probably just going along with Kris Jenner‘s insane famewhore bullshit because … well, she’s her mom. That’s just what you do. If your mom asks you to go pick up some more milk, you drive to the store and pick up some milk. If your mom asks you to marry your husband early because she wants to film it for a TV special because she’s an insane, controlling bitch … well, you suck it up and move the date up.