Khloe Kardashian got punk’d!

Did you know Punk’d is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years ago was. Coming up next: Trucker Hats! Anyway, Khloé Kardashian is the first celeb up on the Punk’d plate, I’m guessing because they wanted a Kardashian, but not ones whose skank waves would rot the souls of their viewers through the TV screen. So they got the good Kardashian, and Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbournewere there because why not? RadarOnline reports:

Khloé Kardashian finds herself in an awkward predicament when friends Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne prank her on the new season of Punk’d and RadarOnline has a sneak peek. The scene is Miley’s house and after ordering some food, the girls set Khloé up so that when the delivery guy uses the bathroom he gets his privates stuck in his zipper. “Sir, he’s caught his balls in the zipper of his pants,” Khloé tells the 911 operator, who is of course part of the show.

Wait, that’s how they’re coming back? Someone pretending they got a zipper-full of scrote? Christ, this is just embarrassing. I know they apparently have Justin Bieber on as the host now, but even his g-rated hockey-Jesus schtick is looking down upon this and going “Man, that’s just lame.” You need to step up your game, MTV. You made Justin Timberlake cry on the first episode of Punk’d, and the only other way to do that is to take out his buttplug (Oh I kid, I kid.)

Khloé Kardashian and Miley Cyrus

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