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Khloe Kardashian asked Kim to be her surrogate?

Khloe Kardashian asked Kim to be her surrogate?
Khloé and Kim Kardashian

I used to think that Khloé Kardashian would be a good mother because as far as I could tell she was probably the least money and attention hungry out of the Kardashian whorebeast clan. Except now Kim Kardashian is claiming that Khloé asked her to be a surrogate mother, and now I’m starting to think I might have been wrong, because who would willingly put anything in Kim’s vagina unless they wanted to watch it dissolve into a screaming puddle? RadarOnline reports:

“Do I want kids of my own? Absolutely,” she reveals to the fashion magazine. “But I don’t know if that’s what’s meant for me. Maybe I’ll just work, work, work, and not think about it.” Khloé, who has been openly struggling to get pregnant with her NBA husband’s child, is apparently exploring all options! “Khloé joked with me and said, ‘Will you be my surrogate?’” Kim reveals. “I think I have a couple more years when I just want my body to myself. At 35, I promise I’ll consider it.”

Khloé and Kim Kardashian