I’ve kind of been avoiding the story about Lamar Odom being traded to the Dallas Mavericks, because (A) sports bore me and I don’t understand them, and (B) I’m trying to take it easy on Khloé Kardashian because she seems like a good egg who seems to have been pushed into the whole fame thing against her will. Also, you can tell that even she hates Kim Kardashian, so clearly she has a good head on her shoulders. Anyway, where Kim divorced her husband because he wanted to be in Minnesota and because she’s an awful human being who faked a sham wedding for money and attention, Khloé is uprooting and moving to Dallas to be with Lamar for his new gig. Us Weekly reports:
“I’m excited [about the move],” she tweeted to a fan. “Heard only great things!” When another follower lamented that Khloé was leaving L.A., she reassured them: “I’ll be back and forth!” So why isn’t Khloé staying behind in California while her hubby of two years plays basketball in the south? “I ride or die for my Lam!” she tweeted. “It’s where I go … It’s who I am with.”
See how that works? When your husband moves away for business, you find a way to make it work because you love each other. And you don’t just use it as a ruse to break-up because your a stupid whoreface who pretends to be in love for money. Just to really nail home how bad that is: even the most desperate of hookers wouldn’t pretend to be in love with someone for money. Sex? Sure. Love? You’d have to be a real heartless human being to pull that one off.