I’ll give you a minute to scrub that mental image out of your head … we good? All right, let’s move on. Anyway, as revenge for Kim Kardashian throwing her a shitty bachelorette party for her own wedding, Khloé Kardashian has decided to return the favor because apparently Kim is the sort of prude who is totally okay with achieving fame by letting Ray J piss on her. Keep trying to make that thought make sense. You can’t.
“I had the worst bachelorette party,” Khloé, 26, told E! News. “Like it wasn’t sexy at all, so I might just do a payback for Kim … because Kim [herself] does not like [the raunchy things] she gave me, like penis straws and a little go-go dancer. Kim would cringe if I did that for her, so I might do that just to see what happens.” SOURCE
Of course, you know it’s going to be filmed by E! because at this point, they probably have an entire warehouse of tapes featuring the Kardashians just shitting. Hell, they probably have a little camera stationed in the toilet. “What’s that? People watching us poop? Hmmmmm … did you say attention and money would be involved? Sold.”