Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!

Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!
March 25, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Ray J and Joan Rivers

Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn’t be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn’t been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you’d figure they’d embrace it every chance they get. And yet they don’t because these people honest to gawd think they’re — pfft, ha ha ha — talented! Oh, oh, that’s funny, tell another one! Anyway, Joan Rivers made a video mocking Kim’s sex tape, and now Khloe Kardashian is mad at her and cancelled an appearance she was supposed to make on Joan’s show.

Khloe was scheduled to shoot Wednesday for Joan’s E! show Fashion Police, but sources close to production tell us … Khloe pulled out …. hmmm, just like Ray J. It’s thrown Joan’s show into panic mode — probably to the satisfaction of Khloe — because they have to scramble for a new co-host and re-do the script. SOURCE

Except — and once again, I really want to make this as clear as possible — no one would know or care about Khloe if it wasn’t for Kim’s sex tape. Seriously, name one thing any of the Kardashians have done professionally. Trick question! You can’t, because they don’t do anything. If it wasn’t for Kim’s sex tape, they’d be just like any other show featuring awful rich people treating each other like sh!t.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.