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Ke$ha wants your teeth!

Ke$ha wants your teeth!
May 18, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Because it wasn’t enough that she made clothing out of road kill, Ke$ha took to Twitter yesterday to ask fans to send her teeth so that she could make a necklace … or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really listening because I was too busy trying to talk my penis down from the ledge. Don’t do it man! You have so much to live for! Think of the children you will never help create!

“I’ve received one tooth from a fan. I made it into a necklace. But now I really wanna make a fan tooth necklace to wear to an awards show,” she wrote. “So. What I’m getting at is please send me your teeth. I’m dead serious. I need your teeth. Wisdom teeth?? Cmon. Yall got some of those laying around.” She appears to be serious and posted a P.O. Box for fans to send in their old teeth. SOURCE

You have to give her credit, she really does know her fan base: Toothless, white trash who randomly leave empty bottles and the teeth they lost to bar fights/meth addiction lying around the house. “Oh boy, another tooth! Maybe if I leave it under the pillow, the meth fairy will come and leave me a rock! Or maybe she’ll steal my TV and pawn it off for cough syrup money. Meh, it’s a fifty-fifty shot with that bitch, but I’ll take it!”

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