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Ke$ha took a piss in the street!

Ke$ha took a piss in the street!

And there are pictures! Why? Because the universe is not fair. That is why you will look at a picture of Ke$ha peeing on the street. Also because Google page views for celebrities peeing is alarmingly high. Seriously, a lot of you guys seem to have a thing for that. We have graphs and charts on it all. Graphs and charts about celebrities taking a leak. Kim Kardashian is the axiom. Direct from Ke$ha’s Twitter:

Ke$ha

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.

Yes, “pee pee on the street”. Clearly, she is the Shakespeare of this generation.