Those words just happened. By now, it shouldn’t surprise you that Ke$ha is kind of a grimy bitch and you probably shouldn’t touch her without rubber gloves first because … yick. Just yick. So of course, it’s only understandable that she would have someone on standby to dance around in a giant penis costume for her amusement because nowadays, pop singers must be weird at all times since everyone knows the most important part of music is the visuals. DigitalSpy reports:
The TiK ToK singer told Glamour that she makes the request of her employee when she needs cheering up. “I’m just very amused by 5-year-old humor,” she said. “Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f**k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit (pictured below) and bounce around my house.”
Yes yes yes, I think everyone loves a giant cock, except for lesbians because different strokes, people. That being said, what good is a giant cock if all it’s going to do is dance for you? Giant cocks are awesome, and dancing is awesome, but not everything works like a peanut butter cup: two great tastes aren’t necessarily going to taste great together. Sometimes the combination is just sort of useless.