Ke$ha: I had sex with a ghost!

Soooo … yeah. Ke$ha had sex with a ghost. And then she wrote a song about it (which will be on her upcoming album Warrior), and pretended like this was all completely sane. Honestly, a big part of comedy is “upping the ante”, where you’re supposed to turn the dial on an idea from 1 to 10, but … where do you go from “I banged a ghost?” A threesome with Freddy and Jason? Can ghosts get HPV? If you gave Ke$ha’s sex ghost a Ouija Board, would it spell out “GET TESTED”? Ghost sex is kinda new territory for me, people. Via HuffPo:

Ke$ha says she has had sex with a ghost. Yes, you read that right — sex with a ghost. And what do you do when you have sex with a ghost? You write a song about the experience, of course. At least that’s what the 25-year-old singer told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show, of her new song “Supernatural.” “It’s about experiences with the supernatural … but in a sexy way,” she told Seacrest. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

Wait, you have sex with a ghost, thereby proving the existence of the afterlife and the human soul, and the first person you tell is Ryan Seacrest? Seriously? That’s like finding the Ark of the Covenant and bringing it on Kathy Lee & Hoda. “Now girls, before I open it, I must remind you not to look directly into it or else- OH NO, KATHY’S FACE IS MELTING … what do you mean, ‘That’s just how she always looks’?”

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