Ke$ha drank her own pee? Yeah, that sounds right.

Ke$ha

So Ke$ha drank her own pee. I don’t even have a joke for this one, mostly because this makes so much sense I’m amazed we don’t already have pictures of her mixing her own urine with vodka and butter ripple schnapps (with her toothbrush) in a shaker. TMZ reports …

The 25-year-old said her journalist brother filmed the doc over the last 2-and-a-half years, claiming, “He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see — making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of aeroplanes, swimming with sharks …” She added, “I was told drinking my own pee was good … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”

Now, I know there are more than a few people out there who believe that Ke$ha is some sort of subversive genius because she does outrageous sh!t for attention and it got her a lucrative record deal. To which I say: Really? She has moderate talent and an ability to be unrepentantly shameless to the point where she’s perfectly okay with endorsing reckless, irresponsible crap to her fans. Ke$ha isn’t a subversive genius, so much as she’s a moderately talented, white trash moron who lucked out and got a record deal. Seriously, look up some of the insanely talented Youtube artists out there and tell me that Ke$ha has over them. The answer is luck. She got lucky.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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