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Ke$ha and T-Pain are banging!

Ke$ha and T-Pain are banging!
May 19, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
T-Pain and Ke$ha

Just in case you weren’t convinced the world is ending this Saturday, Ke$ha and T-Pain are reportedly an item now after announcing their love on Twitter. Oh, wait, that didn’t come out right. Hold on, I’m going to auto-tune the blogging … ShaWTay! ke$HA & T-pAIn bE GEttiNg mAd seXXXuAl wIt EacH OthEr oN Da TwitTas biZZnitches WHAaaaTt? (Kill me.)

“Last night I found out I’m in love wit @keshasuxx,” the rapper posted to his page.

“Um. F*****g love u @TPAIN. U get me. Come find me,” Ke$ha tweeted back.

The social media foreplay culminated in a public announcement from T-Pain, “Ladies and gentlemen I’ve upgraded from loyal stalker. Get ready for K-Pain @tpain and @keshasuxx,” and the above photo of the pair snuggling up with a bottle of Hennessey and a lap full of dough stacks. SOURCE

Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s been fun, but I have to go stock up on weapons and food rations for this weekend when zombies begin taking over the world. If anybody so much as THINKS of stealing my bottled water and infinite supply of tuna fish, I will chainsaw you straight in the jaw, you hear me? IN THE JAW.

T-Pain and Ke$ha