Kelly Osbourne Just Bitch-Slapped Her Ex

Kelly Osbourne Just Bitch-Slapped Her Ex
December 28, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

You know what the best part about Twitter is? Twitter wars. There’s nothing better than watching someone trash someone else in front of a cyber audience. And now we have another one to obsess over: Kelly Osbourne (who I’ve always sorta liked even though I’ve never really been familiar with her work) went on Twitter to trash the ever loving shit out of her ex-boyfriend and it was AWESOME.

“Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of s**, he has been trying to get back with me, I only came home for Xmas to see him. Meanwhile, he has been f***ing hundreds of girls…behind my back.”
She angrily continued: “All he did was use me. All girls, beware of @Luke_worral he is a using C***! He used me for my money and a free ride. He is lucky I am not spilling the whole truth about what he did!” SOURCE

If I can just say right now: There’s nothing better than trashing your ex on Twitter. NOTHING. It’s like getting a handjob from a unicorn. You know, if unicorns had hands instead of hooves. So yes, good for you, Kelly! Although next time, make sure you tell everyone that he smells gross and that he’s not actually ten inches; that’ll piss him off something fierce.