Kelly Osbourne just got some sweet, sweet revenge

Kelly Osbourne

A few years ago, when Christina Aguilera was still hot shit and Kelly Osbourne was just known as the chubby rocker chick from The Osbournes, the two of them got into a fight over … something. I don’t know. Anyway, Christina took every opportunity to call Kelly fat, because Christina is a bitch. Anyway, cut to present day where Kelly’s trimmed down and becoming a fashion icon while Christina is washed-up and basically looks like a kabuki manatee—which delivered the golden opportunity for Kelly to serve Christina a slice of humble pie.

Kelly Osbourne has never been a fan of Christina Aguilera, but the 26-year-old took their feud to a new level during a recent episode of E!’s Fashion Police.

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.” SOURCE

True story here: Up until the age of, like, fourteen, I was a chunky kid, and I got teased MERCILESSLY for it. So eventually one day I started dieting and exercising until I trimmed down, all while puberty slowed down for all the kids who called me fat so that the tables were turned. I guess what I’m trying to say is that be careful about who you call porky, because eventually you’re gonna let yourself go and payback is a meal best served deep-fried and shoved in your fat mouth hole, suckah.

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