Katy Perry uses the word peacock, everybody panics!

Katy Perry uses the word peacock, everybody panics!
August 13, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Proving once and for all that the music industry as we know it is dead, executives over at Capitol Records are throwing a shit fit over Katy Perry‘s new song, Peacock, over the title’s reference to … well, a cock. Never mind that the song blows ass, let’s freak out because it uses a bird as a metaphor for penises!

The singer releases Teenage Dream later this month (Aug 24), and one song – Peacock – caused worry among bosses at her label, Capitol Records, over its smutty words. But Perry was adamant she wouldn’t alter the offending lyric – because the success of her hit track I Kissed A Girl in 2008 proved she should stand her ground against music executives. She tells Britain’s Glamour magazine, “They were all a bit worried about the word ‘c**k’ (in Peacock) and it gave me deja vu because I did the exact same thing with I Kissed A Girl. SOURCE

God, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in that meeting …

Music Exec: Listen Katy, we can’t have you talking about penises on your new song, M’kay?

Katy: But I can still shoot whipped cream out of my tits, right?

Music Exec: We will fire you if you don’t.

Katy: (Thrusts arms into the air) STEVE HOLT!