Katy Perry wants to see Tim Tebow’s Peacock!

Yeah, even the stories that don’t have anything to do with the Super Bowl still have something to do with football. Or as I like to call it, Handegg. Because it’s more accurate. Anyway, after deciding to divorce Russell Brand, Katy Perry has decided to get back on the horse. Or more specifically, under it, because she’s now dedicating songs about penises to Tim Tebow which is about as transparent as an invitation for sex without sexting someone a picture of your funstuff along with your home address. People reports:

Katy Perry performed her first U.S. concert since splitting from hubby Russell Brand in Indianapolis, Ind., Saturday night, delivering a party-starting nine-song set for guests at the DIRECTV Super Saturday Night Hosted by Mark Cuban and Peyton Manning. And the pop star seemed to have Super Bowl fever: Sporting a glittery, football-themed top and high-cut grey spandex shorts, Perry kicked off the show at 11:45 p.m. by bursting through a banner emblazoned with her name, just like a hometown gridiron hero. Perry, 27, made no references to Brand, 36, throughout the set, but she did jokingly give a shout out to one special fellow who was on her mind. “This one goes out to Tim Tebow,” she said, before launching into her single Peacock.

Mind you, a lot of people placed the blame for Katy’s divorce on the fact that Brand wasn’t really a practicing Christian while Katy was raised in a family that believed gibbering in tongues like a moron would somehow banish the evil away, so it only makes sense that Katy would try and date someone a little closer to her in the religious department, even if said person did have an annoying habit of publicly praying whenever he could despite it going against Matthew 6:5. Oh just Google it.

Katy Perry and Tim Tebow

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