Katy Perry released the artwork for her upcoming album and surprise … she looks like a slut! It’s basically Katy beating the dead horse that is her California Girls video by lounging around naked on a cloud made of cotton candy. At least, I think it’s cotton candy. For all we know, it could be that fluffy pink stuff they use to insulate houses.
The only thing worse: Her new album (releasing on August 24th) is called Teenage Dream. Yup, nothing creepy or pedophilic about that. I’m not sure how many teenagers dream of lying around on melted sugar fluff while creepy music executives drool over them … Or maybe Katy is referring to herself as the teenage dream, in which case, ewwwwwww. Katy Perry wants to bang teenagers. Gross.