Katy Perry’s bra is trying to kill her!

Katy Perry’s bra is trying to kill her!
July 13, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Katy Perry

If you just so happen to love big awesome boobies, then this might be sort of like good news … almost. According to Starpulse, Katy Perry‘s insurance company is banning her from wearing a bra. Well, only one in particular: she has this one spinning bra that her hair gets tangled in and now they’re making her retire it for the sake of not breaking her neck. Now, if they could make her get rid of all her bras, I’m pretty sure her sales would soar through the roof!

“I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck. I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up. Well, I was always known at school as the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.” However, insurance staff have reason to worry as the attire has got the star into trouble during a show before. She says, “My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**. What a girl does for her art.”

Insurance Rep: Katy, we need to have a talk about your bras.
Katy: Is everything all right?
Insurance Rep: You can’t wear them anymore. You can’t wear anything over your boobs?
Katy: Are you worried that I might get a neck injury?
Insurance Rep: … yeah, that. TAKE OFF YOUR TOP, PLEASE.

Katy Perry