Katy Perry’s boobs will be the real stars of SNL!

Just in case you were worried that SNL might do something crazy, like focus on Katy Perry‘s singing (can you imagine that? HAHAHA! Oh you…) well worry not! It turns out all the focus the writers are bringing to tomorrow’s show will be focused squarely on Katy’s tits. Yeah, today is going to be one of those breast-centric days that bring in all the page views. Melons hooters jugs. Access Hollywood reports:

“There were a lot of [skit] pitches about my boobs,” Katy told Access Hollywood on Thursday. “I was cool about that, but I’m not sure all of it [got] in. So we’ll see.” The singer, who recently provided the voice for Smurfette in the animated feature The Smurfs has been enjoying the change of pace – from concert performer to comedy actor for SNL, but she’s not ready to commit to a dual career. “I love doing the animation and the voice-overs,” she said. “It would really take something I could not live without to be in [for me to pursue acting]. It takes so much more discipline than being a musician. I can sing a song on tour and I sing it once… and actors have to sing it 75 different ways from 75 different angles.”

Well of course they would make a bunch of pitches about your boobs. Especially now that the rumored pregnancy is making them super huge and gigantic. Oh, wait, sorry, I meant the alleged pregnancy. The pregnancy is only alleged people. As in, “Katy Perry’s boobs allegedly look even bigger all of a sudden and I can’t for the life of me figure out why.” (Hint: Fetus.)

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