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Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up … again!

Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up … again!
March 20, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Katy Perry and John Mayer

Good news for those of you who like either pop singers with gigantic boobs or smarmy douchey blues singers or possibly both: Katy Perry and John Mayer may or may not be back on the market after breaking up. Again. Via Us Weekly

Katy Perry and John Mayer have once again said goodbye — for now. The pop songstress, 28, and singer-songwriter, 35, have split for the second time, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. The high-profile pair began casually dating during summer 2012, and briefly called it quits back in August before reconciling the next month. “It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out.” Adds another source: “She’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”

I know it’s wrong to pick sides in a breakup, but does anyone feel like John might be getting the short-end on this one? I mean, have you seen the size of Katy’s boobs? He’s losing Katy’s huge boobs. I’m not sure how straight guys work, but I’m think that must be like finding out your parents never loved you.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.