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Katy Perry might be rebounding with Riff Raff?!

Katy Perry might be rebounding with Riff Raff?!
March 26, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is one of the most famous, beautiful women in America, and can pretty much have just about anyone you could ever want. So of course, she’s apparently rebounding with Riff Raff — that rapper James Franco based his Spring Breakers character on — which at first glance seems pretty random, until you look at his list of exes: Russell Brand, John Mayer and Travis McCoy aka that guy from Gym Class Heroes. Katy has a thing for greasy looking guys with bad hair. See? Mystery solved!

Katy Perry’s got an unlikely new BF — rapper Riff Raff — at least that’s on Riff Raff’s wish list … because he’s SMITTEN after the two went on a date last week … despite his obvious addiction to other women in thong bikinis. Raff was out in Miami Tuesday when we asked about his date with the “Dark Horse” singer — Raff says he took Katy out for the Holy Trinity … sushi, bowling, and drinks … and he had a blast. If Katy’s down — Raff says he’d love to see her again … maybe next week when she’s back in the country. SOURCE

Which, if you think about it, kind of makes sense. Katy, love her to bits, is a bit of a cartoon character, and Riff Raff is pretty much entirely a cartoon character. It would be like Roger Rabbit shacking up with Jessica Rabbit. On paper, it makes no sense, but maybe he makes her laugh and she patty-cakes his brains out.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.