Katt Williams is retiring after his crazy weekend

While Lindsay Lohan may have grabbed most of the headlines for her crazy-ass weekend, Katt Williams was quietly showing LiLo up over in Seattle. Turns out, in the space of just a few days, Katt allegedly slapped a Target employee, assaulted a bunch of other people, got kicked out of multiple hotels, and even got booted from a sports bar. Allegedly, mind you. Anyway, Katt has decided that now is the best time to retire, but not before vowing to move onto a ferry in the middle of the ocean and threatening to sue the entire city of Seattle. That’s not a joke: He legit threatened to sue the entire city. From KOMO News (via Dlisted)

“If they will accept our bid … I will take me and my whole staff on that boat because I still have a court date four days from now and can’t leave and I’ve been kicked out of four hotels in two days and I’ve been arrested by three different sets of officers four different times detained by two sets of officers,” he said. “I can stay there [on the ferry] and my family can be there and my dogs can be there and my whole staff can be there until we get done suing Seattle for this $50 million that I want for crippling my reputation as a father and a black man and as a taxpaying citizen and as a person who is not a convicted felon.”

First off, there’s no way this can end any other way than with Katt floating naked on a raft, wearing a crown made of his own pants, proclaiming himself Triton, King of the Ocean. Maritime law is fun like that. But yeah, clearly the dude is not all together there, and while I wish I could say I’m sad to see him go, truth is he was never all that funny anyway.

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