To be honest, I’m not really sure who English famewhore Katie Price is, but judging from my cursory Google search on her, she’s useless, skanky and orange – that’s literally all she is known for. Anyway, it seems Katie has decided to call up the phone and call it a tangelo prostitute because Katie is now declaring that Britney Spears is entirely to blame for turning kids into whores. Which is funny, because I think kids were whores long before Britney came along. From The Mirror:
She continues: “It makes me really sad to think about childhoods nowadays. I was a tomboy when I was growing up, climbing up trees or whatever – innocent stuff. When you look at young girls at senior school today, they’re wearing the shortest skirts and all trying to look like Britney. So I suppose maybe that’s where it all started – with Britney’s Hit Me Baby video, with her running around in that school uniform. I think the pop industry has always encouraged this kind of thing, though. Kids see these girls dressed in this provocative manner and want to copy them. It makes me angry, but it sells. To people who accuse me of in any way contributing to this over-sexualisation of kids, I say, ‘What have I done sexually, or otherwise?’ I don’t sleep around and I love being in relationships – I’m not interested in dating loads of guys or having one-night stands. And what have I done with Princess that’s so wrong? What have I done generally?”
Other than that time she made up her toddler with falsies and makeup. Or the fact that she has a reality show where girls dress in bikinis and do nothing else. Or the fact that she goes out in public wearing nothing but panties and a jacket. No, nothing at all skanky and provocative about any of all that. Also: who names their daughter Princess? What, are you worried that she’ll grow up to NOT be a total bitch?