Katie Price is one classy lady!

Some things just speak for themselves, so I’m just going to sit back and let Katie Price make words come out of the surgically altered chasm on what doctors think might be her face but could very well be her bottom. At this point, they’re both basically the same thing. From Now Magazine:

Last week Katie Price, 34, unleashed a series of verbal attacks and ex-husband Alex Reid, 36, bore the brunt of the tongue lashing. Alex’s fiancée Chantelle Houghton, 28, has just given birth to their baby daughter, but Katie still cruelly told secrets about his sordid sex life at a press conference for her new book In The Name Of Love. Asked what the rudest thing she’d ever done in the name of love, she replied: ‘I f*cked Alex up the arse with a vodka bottle.’

In all fairness, considering Katie’s face is filled with the same fat that doctors sucked out of her ass, I think she just confuses people’s asses with their heads. Haha! Oh Katie, you’re barely a human being!

Katie Price

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