katie & tom headed for divorce?!?

katie & tom headed for divorce?!?
April 25, 2007 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

hey hey! better late than never here’s the latest cover of STAR magazine which is all over the drama between tom cruise and his ‘stepford’ bride katie holmes – this week the magazine is claiming they’ll soon be heading to divorceville – like i’ve said before i would love to see this couple split up but i don’t think xenu is going to be very happy if they do…i want to know what phone call they’re referring to below – you know the one ‘that changed everything’ plus did tom’s mom really move in?!? lordy no one needs their mother-in-law hanging around!

other stories include britney spears revenge with a $10 million tell-all – i hope she dishes about what a loser & skank paris hilton really is! then there’s rumors of a possible reconciliation between vince vaughn & jennifer aniston (oh i hope not – she can totally do better!) of course that lindsay lohan possible lesbo romp with DJ samantha ronson (her brother is mark ronson – the man behind lily allen & amy winehouse) is still making headlines! finally we’ve got ‘daddy meanest’ alec baldwin – i totally think he can be an asshole and probably lost his temper (he was completely out of line with that nasty vocemail) but i don’t trust that kim basinger one bit – that situation needs to be resolved ASAP – ugh – what a messy scene! (they’ll both be in court soon) popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!