By now you probably no most of the story, so for the sake of glossing over it as quickly as possible: Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise because no self-respecting mother would ever let her infant go away on a magical, unsupervised cult cruise. Caught up? Good. Anyway, that old Hollywood divorce chestnut, the prenup, is coming into play, and wouldn’t you know it, the damn thing is airtight and Katie won’t be seeing a dime out of Tom. But you think she cares? Hell to the no! Katie Holmes doesn’t care at all, just about Suri Cruise. TMZ reports:
We’ve learned the prenup Katie signed is long, tight and stacked in Tom’s favor. We’re told reports that she’ll walk away with $15-20 million are absurd. Our sources say Katie will walk away with what she brought into the marriage … and hardly anything else. Our Katie sources tell us, “She’s not about the money. She’s not that girl. She loves to work.” We’re told there’s one thing Katie is insistent on — she wants child support from Tom, and that could turn into a big ticket item. As for whether Katie will challenge the prenup … it’s pretty common when a divorcing couple is in conflict, and our Katie sources are not ruling that out. But they insist, “Money is not that important to her. She makes plenty on her own.”
Thank God to. Most celebrity couples absolutely implode during divorce hearings, so it’s nice to see that for once a Hollywood starlet knows what’s important and isn’t going to risk anything for the sake of a quick buck. And it’s also good to know that someone knows when to get the hell out when she thinks that her kid might be in trouble. Run Katie! Run Suri! Quick!