Katie, Katie, Katie … supermodel Kate Moss may be back to her old antics according to a stunt she pulled last night at a London sex shop. Eyewitnesses watched her drunkenly stagger into the store, declare to the clerk that she was “so horny”, then she proceeded to demand a different sex toy for each day of the week. At one point she squirted strawberry flavored lube across the floor, played with a giant black dildo (even simulating felatio), passed out, woke back up and then proceeded to the register where she sniffed poppers. In her defense who hasn’t been so drunk that they pass out in a random store and then wake back up and proceed to the check out like nothing even happened! I mean we’ve all been there, right? As for huffing poppers, clearly the girl was horny, if they didn’t want her to use the products they shouldn’t have placed them so close to the register, especially it being KATE MOSS (girl loves her some drugs, duh).
This stunt comes close after her disappointment at learning she and boyfriend Jamie Hince of The Kills can’t get married in Paris as planned. To obtain a “celibacy license” which is required by French law to marry, the two would have to reside in France for at least 40 days, apparently an impossible feat to perform … even though she probably already has work lined up at Paris Fashion Week in March, and it’s roughly only more than a month to have to stay, but yeah. Totally impossible. Oh, I forgot, hotel fare is sooo expensive and it’s not like her bestie John Paul Gaultier would offer her free lodging.