Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Oh would you look at that: At some point in their marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton boffed and now Kate’s got a baby in her oven. Yay! Via HuffPo

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news. The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.

Normally, I’d just say she was pregnant and leave it at that — I mean really, how many different ways can you say “THERE’S A BABY IN HER!” — but holy jeez, in the hospital? Really? What kind of sperm is Prince William packing? Were they corrosive or something?

Prince William and Kate Middleton

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