I do think Kate Middleton and Prince William make a great couple (she’s totally gorgeous, he’s fairly handsome), and I’ll admit to being semi-curious to see photos from their upcoming fancy nuptials (I’m dying to see the dress she wears) taking place over in London in just a few weeks on April 29th. But all this wedding memorabilia for sale is seriously out of control, who’s going to buy that crap? Case in point, the new doll dubbed ‘Princess Catherine’ (pictured below) modeled after Ms. Middleton (her eyes are beyond demonic, she’s freaking me out) not only is this an awful attempt at a collectible doll, but who would want this?! Obviously people are trying to make a few quick bucks off the royal wedding yet they will probably end up peddling this stuff to the local bargain bin stores. If for some bizarre reason you’re really itching to get your hands on some of this junk, hold off for now, deep discounts are coming next month.