Surprise! It’s the fame-whoring mom with more kids then she can adequately take care of! … No, not that one, the other one. … the OTHER one. Yup, Kate Gosselin went out and bought herself a brand new set of implants! I guess TLC told her she needed to find a replacement for Jon for her new show, Kate Plus 8, so she replaced one obnoxious boob with two. (Side-note: ZING!)
Steve Neild, Kate’s bodyguard of three years and a married father of two, reportedly drove her to the doctor and advised her which sort of surgery to get.
“Kate was going to have one kind of breast augmentation, but she changed her mind after talking to Steve about what would look best,” the source said. SOURCE
Well of course she got a new pair of boobs; how else is she going to support her kids? Grab that useless sack of an ex-husband and go out and get real jobs? HA! Real jobs are for peasants. I’m sure when they grow up, her kids will look back fondly on Mommy’s Playboy centerfold and Daddy’s long list of hookers and think, “Why did no one call child services on these two assholes?”
