Some of you might remember this, but Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian announced their pregnancies right around the same time, because how could you not expect Kim to hitch her wagon to someone more famous? I don’t even think she can even take a dump unless she’s following someone more successful into the bathroom. Anyway, Kate received another slap in the face today when it was revealed that she and Kim are reportedly due on the same day, according to Hollywood Life …
Kate Middleton, 31, was spotted making final preparations for the royal baby’s nursery on June 4 in the high-end fabric store Bernard Thorp & Co. in London with just a few weeks to go until her July due date. But a mom-to-be of American royalty — Kim Kardashian, 32 — is also due on the same day, according to a new report, and is also planning for her house and nursery renovations much like Kate is!
The Duchess of Cambridge is due on July 11 with her first child with hubby Prince William, 30, on July 11, according to Us Weekly. Ironically, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is also due on July 11 with her first baby!
Seriously, is anyone else getting some Single White Female vibes from Kim right now? I swear, if she’s not building a pit in her mansion to put Kate after they’ve both given birth, reality might unravel.
Kim: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Kate: You do realize I’m a friggin’ duchess, and the British secret service are probably about thirty seconds from taking you out right?
Kim: But best friends don’t let best friends leave, isn’t that right BEST FRIEND?!
Kate: Let it never be said I didn’t offer you an out (*Into her mic*) Take the shot, boys. (*BANG* *Thud*)