Karl Lagerfeld on Lana Del Rey and Adele

Oh Karl Lagerfeld… despite the fact that I’m you might just be a really well dressed mummy, I adore how bitchy you are. Anyway, Karl recently talked to Metro, where he was given the opportunity to talk about Lana Del Rey, throw a bit of shade at Adele, and discuss M.I.A.‘s middle finger at the Super Bowl.

Karl on Lana del Rey and Adele:
I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad.The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.

Karl on M.I.A. and her middle finger:
Nowadays people give the middle finger quite quickly – it’s not the best behavior. Everybody does that, what’s new about that? It’s just become a bad habit. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.

Granted, there’s a treasure trove of rich, thick shade just oozing out of the link I posted above, but I chose those because nobody who comes to PopBytes is actually interested in the Greek economic collapse. Granted, I could be wrong about that one, but I’m not sure how wide the cross-section is on the Venn diagram of people who are enthralled by world economics versus people who like reading jokes about how Paris Hilton‘s vagina is a great white shark (when she queefs, it sounds like the theme from Jaws, Duuuuuuuuh-dun … duuuuuuuuuh-dun).

Karl Lagerfeld

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