Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian‘s ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard — The hard-C is the family’s mortal enemy — has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly

The card features the entire clan — Kim, Kylie Jenner, Rob Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, Mason Disick, Scott Disick, Penelope Disick, Lamar Odom, Khloé Kardashian-Odom, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner and Kendall Jenner — surrounded by white balloons and silver confetti. The seasonal greeting also includes Mercy, the Teacup Persian kitten that Kanye West gave his girlfriend earlier this year. Sadly, Kim’s feline friend passed away from a cancer-like virus in early December.

“I love our Christmas card!” Kardashian-Odom, 28, tweeted Dec. 17. “White party.” In late November, however, he X Factor co-host admitted she wasn’t present when the photo shoot took place. “I have to be Photoshopped in,” she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “We pretend that we’re always together, [but it's really] the power of cameras and Photoshop.”

The weird thing is, whether she’s aware of it or not, I’m pretty sure Khloé Kardashian just summed up exactly what it’s like to be a part of her family in one easy, bite-size sentence. The Kardashians! They’re just like a family, except instead of things like love or affection holding them together, it’s contractual obligations and money!

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