When I first read the title of this one, originally I thought that Kanye West was actively trying to help Kim Kardashian launch her music career — Hey, wasn’t she supposed to have a music video or something? Whatever happened to that? Oh, it failed miserably because she has no talent so it never actually got off the ground? Yeah, I can see that. Well, it turns out, Kanye only wrote a song for himself about how happy he is to have Kim as his trophy girlfriend, and in case you ever doubted it was true love, the title of this song? “Perfect Bitch.” Truly this is a love for the
publicity ages. NY Daily News reports …
But the standout track of the night, according to our insider at the club and a source close to the mercurial rapper, was a song that included the chorus “My perfect bitch.” Our second source says the song is about his current and former girlfriend. “(He raps) verses about his search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the “perfect bitch,’ ” says the insider, adding that there are a number of descriptions in the song that reflect the looks of the curvalicious Kardashian and Rose. “The crowd was on their feet,” says the first source. Our second source says the song, which West has tentatively titled “My Perfect Bitch” due to the repetitive chorus, uses the same melody from the 1937 composition “Carmina Burana,” a cantata by German composer Carl Orff.
So, just pointing this out here, but Kanye’s idea of a perfect woman is one whose had fat injected into her ass, face, and skull, has no viable career opportunities, has a history of being ruthlessly manipulative for the sake of attention from other people, has no problem faking love for the sake of press, and whose sole achievement in life was lampooning a poorly staged sex tape and rich parents into an inexplicable job? Because I’m just saying, a blow-up sex doll that says “NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME!” when you yank the pull-string in her back will do the exact same thing for a fraction of the price!