Kanye West won’t be with Kim in the delivery room!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In case Kanye West hasn’t made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t want anything to do with Kim Kardashian or the fame-baby he pumped into her like an idiot, what with him high-tailing it out of the country and then jumping across Europe just to avoid her, In Touch is now reporting that Kanye won’t even be in the same room as Kim she gives birth …

Don’t count on Kanye West to cut the umbilical cord! In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when she goes into labor, “he won’t physically be in the delivery room,” an insider tells the mag, on newsstands now, adding, “He’s very squeamish and doesn’t want to be around blood.” With only a few more weeks to go, Kim, 32, who is due to give birth to her and Kanye’s daughter in July, is prepping last-minute details.

At this point, I’m just going to assume that Kanye West will raise his kid by attaching an iPad to a Roomba and occasionally face-timing with her. “Oh what’s that? You painted a picture of a butterfly in Kindergarten? That’s grea- Ah crap, I’m stuck in a corner again. Can someone poke me with a stick until I get out?” But in all honesty, you helped create a kid. Sure, neither of you have the ability to think of anyone but yourselves and thus don’t have the necessary faculties to actually raise a child, but the least you can do is make an honest effort and actually be there to see it through. Then you can just hire some nannies, because HAHAHA! Can you imagine? These two? Raising a daughter? No, gawd no, save that poor baby immediately.

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