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Kanye West was thrilled to be at Kim’s baby shower

Kanye West was thrilled to be at Kim’s baby shower
June 3, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

The closer we get to the day where Kim Kardashian will give birth to a baby girl, thus ushering in a new era of famewhoring, the more it becomes transparently obvious that Kanye West wants absolutely nothing to do with Kim or the baby. For instance, the other day Kim threw herself a baby shower which was of course filmed for Kim’s show (she’s so private now you guys!) and not only did Kanye show up late, but he spent the entire time looking like he was passing a kidney stone the size of a tangerine. RadarOnline reports …

“Kanye arrived as many of the guests were leaving,” a source told RadarOnline exclusively. “You could tell Kim was wondering where he was. The singer didn’t look happy to be there [and] dodged cameras that were shooting for Kim’s reality show. Whereas Kim was extremely gracious to all of her guests, and made it a point to spend time talking to them, Kanye looked like he had been sucking on lemons. Several of Kim’s friends felt sorry for her because Kanye just couldn’t put a genuine smile on his face.”

I’ve already gone on and on about how Kim and Kanye are stuck in a loveless, passionless relationship because they couldn’t be bothered to use birth control, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It never stops being funny! I know, mean, but he only dated her because he wanted a trophy wife and she only dated him because she wanted a status symbol for her show. They’re both awful, shallow people and now they’re shackled to each other for at least eighteen years. Sucks to be them.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.