So last week, Kanye West released a track on his website called “Clique”, in which he bragged about how his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian is only famous because of a crappy sex tape. Which is, you know, kind of a weird thing to rap about, but I guess when you’re also calling her a “Perfect Bitch,” that’s kind of the next logical step. Anyway, turns out that Kanye has allegedly been obsessed with Kim’s infamous sex tape with Ray J for years, going so far as to watch it while he was doing it with other women. To be fair, I always assumed that he had sex with other women while watching a video tape of himself masturbating, so honestly, this is kind of a lateral move. TMZ reports …
Before Kanye West was nailin’ Kim Kardashian … he used to nail other chicks while watching Ray J nail Kim Kardashian. Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation tell us … Kanye used the Kim K sex tape in the bedroom to get him in the mood … and it always worked. As we previously reported, Kanye has had a thing for Kim dating back several years … and even tried to get her to break up with Reggie Bush in 2009 so they could get together.
Wait, what? Does anyone else think that’s, like, just a tiny bit creepy? Look, there’s “I know you as a person and I want to be with you”, and then there’s “I saw your sex tape! Break up with your boyfriend and be my perfect bitch!” I swear, if Kanye starts running around his house screaming about wire hangers, I can totally see this becoming the next camp movie masterpiece, a la Mommy Dearest.