Kanye is waiting for Kim’s divorce to be finalized

Call me crazy, but when someone tells you, “Sure, I’d love to marry you, but I’m in the middle of my second divorce right now, soooo … yeah.” That’s a RED flag, right? That’s not marriage material, unless you happen to be a divorce lawyer. But whatever. Point is, HuffPo is reporting that Kanye West is planning on making a dishonest woman out of Kim Kardashian just as soon as her divorce is settled, which is sort of like dumping your life savings into Facebook stock.

“Kim thinks they’ll get engaged and try for a baby once the divorce is final,” said the insider. “Kanye is actually being very patient.” But of course, the pair will wait until a divorce or an annulment is granted before interviewing wedding planners. “After the backlash from ending her 72-day marriage with Kris Humphries, Kim would never get engaged until everything was properly handled,” a friend told Us Weekly. “There are no wedding plans, period. She and Kanye are taking their time. That’s the truth.”

Hey, does anybody remember a certain little song Kanye wrote called “Gold Digger?” I don’t know why, but it just popped into my head for no reason whatsoever! How did the lyrics go again … ah yes. I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t dealing with no broke word I can’t say because I’m Irish and I’m pretty sure that would be a hate crime, but you get the point.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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