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Kanye West is singing about marriage …

Kanye West is singing about marriage …
October 11, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kanye West and RZA

In the space of just a few months, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went from “irritating flash in the pan” to “attention-swallowing black hole that will destroy the world.” But enough about Kim’s butthole. (ZING!) Kanye recently contributed a song to RZA‘s new film, The Man With the Iron Fists, in which he raps about marrying a girl in a tight dress. If you can’t figure out who he’s referring to, and how this will end, there’s no hope for you. Via HuffPo

It’s also a song about taking a woman from the nightclub to the altar (where she’ll be wearing a white dress). RZA rapped West’s hook in a red carpet appearance at the BET Hip-Hop Awards. It goes like this: “I seen you in the club in a tight dress, but I picture you in church with a white dress.” (Endearingly, RZA went on to explain the lyric’s meaning: “So that’s basically talking about, you know, some of these girls, you know, you want to make a wife out of them. But they got to get it together.”) Yes, the woman currently occupying the dress-wearing role in West’s life is Kim Kardashian. So yes, this could be a song about Kanye wanting to marry Kim. Or it could be a song about characters from the film. Or it could be a song about anyone. Come for the gossip, stay for the music?

No, this song is about Kim. It could only ever be about Kim because Kanye West currently has this weird Silence of the Lambs thing going on between them. Honestly, there are only two ways this can end: Either Kim is going to marry and divorce Kanye in the space of a day, or Kanye is going to start keeping Kim at the bottom of a well while forcing moisturizer on her. It’s a fifty-fifty bet, really.

Kanye West and RZA