Now that Kanye West has reminded the world that he can make a decent album that people won’t shut the hell up about (yes, I get it, it’s a good album; I DON’T CARE), Kanye has decided to shit all over all those apologies he made by proclaiming himself king of everything ever and comparing everyone he doesn’t like to child abusers.
Matt Lauer’s not a bad guy I’m sure … but if you are a child that’s being abused by your parent … or you are a girl being abused by your boyfriend … the greatest win that you could ever have is for that person to hit you in public. You SEE! YOU SEE! I TOLD YOU! SOURCE
Once again, I’d like to point out the irony in this by the fact that Kanye consistently follows the cycle of abuse: He acts like an asshole, we vow to give him up, he drops something nice and pretty on us, we fall for it, he repeats the cycle. Seriously, if he does something dickish again (and he will) and we all vow never to buy his album again and we do all over again, everyone who reads this owes me five bucks!