Oh look, Kanye West is ranting again!

Oh look, Kanye West is ranting again!
May 16, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West

Because head butting a sign and then shoving a paparazzi is what classy, dignified people do, Kanye West decided to clear the air during a concert by going on a rant about how he’s not a celebrity, how he doesn’t need to joke about himself during his upcoming stint on Saturday Night Live, and how if you ask him to kiss your baby he will drop it on the ground. So yeah, all that makes perfect sense. The weird thing is, if Kanye didn’t want to be a celebrity, WHY WOULD HE DATE THE BIGGEST FAMEWHORE IN THE WORLD AKA KIM KARDASHIAN? Why would he date someone whose sole job is “be famous”? Why would he date someone who regularly tips off the paparazzi to her exact whereabouts so that pictures of her will appear in tabloids and blogs? You, good sir, did not plan this out very well.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.