Are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian getting married?

On one hand, Kim Kardashian put together a wedding for reality TV, because bilking money out of rubes is kinda her thing. On the other, Kim would swear up and down that she can fly and has x-ray vision because she’s from Krypton, so honestly we can’t really trust anything she says. So when Ryan Seacrest claimed that we would get news about Kim and Kanye West‘s possible engagement yesterday, of course nothing actually happened because not even Kanye is dumb enough to marry that, but Kim still got headlines anyway because WITCHCRAFT!!! Us Weekly reports …

Seacrest, who is an executive producer for both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take New York, hinted on his KIIS-FM radio show October 19th that the rapper, 35, may have been planning to pop the question on the couple’s trip to Italy this past weekend. “I think we could definitely see an update on this story on Monday,” he told co-host Ellen K. As of Monday afternoon, though, there was still no word of a ring. In any case, Kardashian certainly looked the part of a blushing bride as she and West enjoyed a romantic dinner at Harry’s Bar in Venice Sunday evening.

If this proves anything, it’s that Kim may or may not be an internet troll, and she is using her massive wealth to toy with the media. In all fairness, it’s not like she actually has a job she should be doing, but still, how does this woman turn publicity into money when she’s not selling anything? Because I’m pretty sure alchemists spent their entire lives trying to perfect this formula, and she somehow managed to boil it down to big fake ass – shame – talent = SO MUCH MONEY. Someone weigh her against a duck so we can be sure this isn’t black magic.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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