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Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is Marilyn Monroe

Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is Marilyn Monroe
November 29, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving that was celebrated at home and not, say, out shopping because seriously, why would you make someone work on Thanksgiving? Ruuuuuuuuude. Anyway, we have no allegiance to this Black Friday nonsense, so here’s Kanye West ranting some more, because every thought that is in his head is the thought of a genius and needs to be out there for the world to see. For example: KIM KARDASHIAN IS MARILYN MONROE! Blam. You just got hit by a genius thought. Is your mind not blown? RadarOnline reports …

“I’m just a creative,” he told Chicago’s Power 105.1 this morning. “I’m more like, a Walt Disney or something.” But Disney isn’t his only influence. West also claimed in the bizarre interview, “I’m like Howard Hughes! I’m like [NBA commissioner] David Stern! I’m like Steve Jobs!”

“If anything,” he insisted, “that’s a compliment to them! I’m like Michelangelo. Because I’m the new version of that.” And his baby mama Kim Kardashian is also the new version of an old world icon, he claims. Referencing the recent 100th anniversary cover of Vanity Fair, which featured Kate Upton as Marilyn Monroe, West yelled, “Kate Upton ain’t Marilyn Monroe! Kim Marilyn Monroe [sic]! She was controversial. She controversial [sic].”

“This is a reality,” he said. “I’m living inside of a dream world.”

Listen, Kanye, sweetheart … have you ever considered doing a dry-run on these rants before you launch yourself headfirst into these? Because so far, you are in reality, which is also a dream world, and you are simultaneously the creator of Mickey Mouse, the spruce moose, the iPhone, the Sistine Chapel, and also you run the NBA. Also, your girlfriend is an Oscar winner who enters loveless marriages for publicity and will one day die after overdosing on pills and collapsing into a puddle of her own vomit. I’m just saying, it wouldn’t kill you to workshop these things among friends.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.