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Kanye West thinks he’s Vanellope Von Schweetz?

Kanye West thinks he’s Vanellope Von Schweetz?
September 26, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West

BBC Radio 1 thought it would be a good idea to put a microphone in front of Kanye West and see what kind of word salad nonsense fell out of his skull, because it’s not like giving a platform to someone with no filter and no tie to reality could possibly go wrong. Except it did. It totally did. So here’s a quote via HuffPo about how Kanye thinks he’s Vanellope Von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman) from Wreck-It Ralph, because this is what it sounds like when a person’s brain takes a crap in their mouth …

“It’s in my code,” West said of his love for clothing and design. “Have y’all ever seen Wreck-It Ralph? You remember how that girl in there — the people that was racing? She was the glitch. You’re telling me they don’t look at me like the motherf–king glitch? You’re telling me people don’t look at Kanye West like the glitch? Right now. And she was on the side of the video game, the whole time! It’s in my code.”

After Lowe connected Kanye’s haters to Vanellope’s tormenters in the film — led by Taffyta Muttonfudge (voiced by Mindy Kaling) — West empathetically agreed: “Yeah, they broke Vanellope’s car! Vanellope Von Schweetz, they broke her car!”

“Why don’t they understand, I’m just trying to be a racer, but they won’t let me ‘cuz I’m teleporting all over the place and Alan Tudyk is trying to stop my swag, but thankfully Wreck-It Ralph put the Mentos in my Diet Coke volcano so that Jane Lynch could kill the candy aliens and then we can all go home and eat cake with Pac-Man and Kenneth the Page and Skrillex … where did I just go right now? NOT NOW, AMBIEN WALRUS! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M PONTIFICATING MY WORLD VIEW?!”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.