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Kanye West & Kim Kardashian: Making the worst movie ever

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian: Making the worst movie ever
February 27, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Yeezus

Unfortunately, no one has ever taken it upon themselves to explain to Kanye West that just because he’s good at music, that doesn’t mean he’s naturally good at other things. So of course, now he’s making a biographical movie about himself. But wait, it gets worse! Kanye is writing the script with Bret Easton Ellis, as in, the guy who wrote The Canyons. BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE. Kim Kardashian has an integral role in the movie. So this is going to bomb pretty hard. RadarOnline reports …

“It’s going to be based on the Yeezus album,” a source close to West tells Radar exclusively. “That’s pretty much a narrative of Kanye’s life.” And though West himself “will not appear in the movie,” the source says, “Kim is definitely going to be in it. The screenplay already features her character. They’re still working on the script, so it’s unclear at this point if Kim will be a major star of the movie or making a smaller cameo,” the insider explains, “but her role in the movie will be pivotal.”

Well, considering Kim’s last two films were Disaster Movie and that f*cking Tyler Perry movie about how if a woman wants more out of life other than serving her husband, she’ll be punished by getting HIV, this is almost a step in the right direction for her. Oh, don’t worry, she’ll be terrible in it and the movie will bomb, but at least it’ll be the least sh!tty movie she’s ever been in.

UPDATE: The trailer for Yeezus (directed by Hype Williams) is now up and running on Kanye’s website.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.